Maya Rudolph And Chris Parnell Present The Only Lullaby New Parents Need To Know

The Only Lullaby New Parents Need To Know

"The Maya Rudolph Show" premiered Monday and one of the highlights, was a lullaby that guest star Chris Parnell wrote for his newborn son.

The lyrics sum up parenthood -- "You look like Winston Churchill dipped in putty;" "You're living in our house and all you seem to do is sleep and eat and burp and cry and drool and pee and poo;" "Some unknown viscous substance cakes the mattress in your crib;" "I know you'll wake me three more times tonight" -- with a refrain of "But, I love you, I love you."

Really, Parnell's conclusion says it all: "The two things I'll be thinking are: I'm exhausted and I love you, I love you."

Anyone else tearing up?

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