He's accused of waxing and wanking.
David Foskette, 24, was arrested on indecent exposure charges Thursday, but the Bremerton, Washington man allegedly told cops he had his pants off because they were irritating his skin after a "manzilian" -- a Brazilian wax for men.
According to court documents obtained by Q 13 Fox, a witness said she saw a man with his tongue hanging out of his mouth exposing and touching himself while driving.
A state trooper tracked Foskette to a Burger King, where he was walking near some bushes by the parking lot. Foskette allegedly told the trooper he had gotten out of his car because "he had to fart and that he didn’t want to do it in his car."
When the trooper informed him of the indecent exposure allegations, Foskette said he had "no idea" what the person was talking about, but explained he had been driving in his underwear because his pants were irritating his recently waxed skin.
He was taken to jail on suspicion of indecent exposure, the AP reported.
It's unclear how tight Foskette's jeans were, but hair removal enthusiasts are typically advised to not wear tight clothing for at least 24 hours after a wax.