"Life's short. Be random. Staple something to your face."
These are the kinds of uplifting words we all need to hear from our friends of friends of friends of friends on social media. Because why actually go out and experience the world, when you can write down words of experience instead?
And really, it's just an added bonus when not-so-subliminal advertisements are featured alongside your oh-so-deep, deep thoughts.
WARNING: Video contains strong language that may be NSFW.