05/27/2014 01:54 pm ET

Watch A Bunch Of Clueless Men Talk Their Way Out Of Sex

Guys, listen up. The secret to winning over the woman of your dreams may be simpler than you thought.

In short? Just shut up.

Watch the above sketch from No Focus Films to hear some of the most awkward (and some all-too-common) ways in which men can talk their way out of a potential night of passion.

Let's just hope these pick-up lines have never actually worked.

Via Funny Or Die


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