Like everyone in the Netflix-having world, I've been counting down until the premiere and subsequent all-weekend binge-watching of Orange Is the New Black season two. I have all the same questions as the rest of the universe: Will Taystee and Poussey get way more screen time? Will Sophia find a nice lesbian who will love her the way Crystal never could? Will Pornstache die, hopefully in some sort of freak accident involving fire ants and an earthquake? What will happen to Larry? Just kidding, no one has ever wondered anything about Larry except when he'll shut up. But my biggest and most pressing question is: Will season two finally include someone — anyone — saying the word “bisexual” out loud?