This week was steeped in anticipation -- and not for the usual can't-wait-to-get-to-Friday reason. At 3:00 a.m. EST Friday morning, the entire second season of "Orange Is The New Black" was released on Netflix, inciting pandaemonium all over Twitter. Kat was one of the many tweeters to weigh in on the Litchfield ladies' fresh style: "These girls are in prison and they still manage to have a strong eyebrow game #OITNB." Yea, we're jealous too.
While she may not have been watching "OITNB," Anna Kendrick definitely understands the downsides to binge-watching Netflix: "Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say 'Netflix and avoiding responsibilities.'" No judgement here.
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Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 4, 2014
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 1, 2014
*Ends up at refrigerator.
— Annekinns (@Annekinns) June 2, 2014
Wait why aren't there parachutes on airplanes?
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) June 2, 2014
long hair somewhat worried
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashfein) June 5, 2014
Yawning at a dinner party 'cause you're bored is rude but saying "yawn" at boring dinner party is awesome
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 5, 2014
Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy.
— Amanda Duberman (@AmandaDuberman) June 6, 2014
Summertime is upon us again. Or as I like to call it, time to shave above the knees again
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 4, 2014
Dress for the job you want?
*puts on pajama pants and tin foil helmet*
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) June 5, 2014
I don't need to be my therapist's favorite patient but I'm like definitely sure I'm at least in her Top 3
— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) June 3, 2014
"Ummm, actuallyyy, it's pronounced '*pay*-tronizing."
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 3, 2014
I wonder which woman said..... "yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."
— Mommalicious (@SouthrnPinUpMom) June 4, 2014
Sarcasm: being funny for people who aren't
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) June 3, 2014
Birds do it / Bees do it / Even educated fleas do it / Let's do it / Let's terrify someone by getting stuck in their hair.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) February 18, 2014
My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
— Monica Ann (@Monicann86) June 5, 2014
Have you tried texting 12 more times?
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) June 3, 2014
Does "who cares" count as advice?
— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) May 29, 2014
My iPhone is my +1.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) June 5, 2014
You know you're living in a "dodgy" part of town when a TV show is filming a murder scene on your street... #twasadarkandscarynight
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) June 6, 2014
Sorry I gushed over how cute your dog was and ignored your baby.
— TwitnterIsComing (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 4, 2014
if my kid ever calls me "Mommy" again in public, he's an orphan.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) June 4, 2014
Fuck archery and tennis. I want a summer camp that teaches kids to pick up their shit and do stuff without complaining.
— Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) June 6, 2014
*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink*
WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO.
— Lady (@ladybroseph) June 4, 2014
all of my upper body muscle definition is actually stress knots
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) June 3, 2014
Got tickets for Justin Bieber's new tour Never Say N-Word.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) June 2, 2014
Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 3, 2014
I had a nightmare that I had a voicemail
— Lucia Aniello (@LuciaAniello) May 31, 2014
A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?
— Jessica Samakow (@jsam1126) June 6, 2014
These girls are in prison and they still manage to have a strong eyebrow game #OITNB
— Kat (@katmarie08) June 6, 2014
God grant me the serenity to distinguish between how I want to look and how fascist patriarchal beauty standards have shaped my tastes
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 4, 2014
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) June 6, 2014
"I am THIS CLOSE to unfollowing Miley Cyrus on Instagram," she said, not meaning it, to herself.
— Juli Weiner (@juliweiner) June 2, 2014
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