"Mary Poppins, look how small the goals are -- the size of a matchbox, guarded by an overzealous beekeeper!"
After reading that, what would you think was going on here?
Chances are, your answer was not this: "Oh, of course, that's definitely commentary on Boston Bruins goaltender Tuukka Rask saving a shot in the 2013 Stanley Cup Final between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Boston Bruins!"
But if that was your answer -- you should win the Stanley Cup.
Just in time for the conclusion of this year's Stanley Cup finals between the Los Angeles Kings and New York Rangers, we've unearthed this hilarious short from Bad British Commentary -- a faux-commentary on last year's final, as if narrated by a simultaneously enthused and uninformed British man (also known as comedian Anthony Richardson).
But why? #becauseitsthe(bloody)cup.