Attention dandelions: your chocolate and vanilla swirl duo might have looked a lot different if Uzo Aduba had her way.
The "Orange Is the New Black" star, who's given us plenty of crazy over the past two seasons, apparently didn't plan on auditioning for the part of Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren on the Netflix original series. In this "leaked" audition tape, Aduba displays some of her finest acting chops by putting her own spin on some of your favorite characters on the show -- except the one for which she's now famous.
From Alex's affinity for the f-word to Poussey's insistence that she's French and Taystee's new Southern drawl, Aduba proves she could don every inmate's orange jumpsuit and single-handedly keep us entertained for 13 episodes.
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