If you've never seen the movie "The Goonies," then your childhood was probably lacking in many significant ways.
And instead of looking at this groom's cake and immediately being flooded with warm memories of Chunk's Truffle Shuffle dance, you are probably very scared and very confused as to why anyone would serve something like this at a wedding.
Chunk forever <3
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