It's the nutcracker suite!
Enter The Dojo Show demonstrates "100 Ways to Attack the Groin" for your viewing pain, pleasure and twisted sense of humor.
The chopsocky sound effects give this slapstick panoply of penis-pummeling punches that extra impact.
But are any of the moves (above) any match for the below-the-belt brutality of the Muscles From Brussels?
The jewels-jarring jury is out.
(Hat tip, Uproxx)