We wonder if you're allowed to have sex the night before these games.
Japan's Sex Lube Grand Athlete Meet takes all of your favorite sports -- curling, wrestling, sumo, tug-of-war and relay racing -- and covers them in lube.
Nobody came alone, of course. More than 100 people covered themselves in "lotion" and participated in the games, held in a warehouse in Tokyo, Kotaku reports.
Here's some of the stiff competition:
— TAKA (@takasuzuki1real) June 14, 2014
It wasn't a mainstream event by any standard, but we reached around and pulled out some videos, and they're hilarious.
Giant Ball Relay:
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