The challenges we face at the laundromat are pretty run-of-the-mill: Is gray a color? Did some random person really just dump all our clothes on the counter because we were away from the machine for one minute? Is fabric softener truly necessary? (Our mothers say yes, but our wallets say no).
So needless to say, we've never had to deal with a laundromat conundrum of this magnitude:
Let this be a lesson to us all: For the love of all that is holy, clear out the machine before you wash.