We don't know what we're doing wrong, but the mice we encounter in our lives definitely don't stitch us couture gowns while we're not looking. And, the only types of people who promise to grant our wishes do it in the same breath as asking for Kickstarter donations. The point is, we've learned that there's no such thing as a free lunch. Free clothes? Ha. Wouldn't that be nice.
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