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17 Fourth Of July Someecards For All The Snarky Patriots Out There

07/01/2014 12:58 pm ET

We associate the Fourth of July with many things -- barbecues, beer, obscene amounts of red, white and blue. Most importantly, though, it's America's birthday! You're not going to be that asshole who doesn't send a card on someone's birthday, are you?

If you forgot to pick out a card for Uncle Sam, don't worry. We've got you covered. Below are the 17 funniest Fourth of July Someecards we could find. Send away because U-S-A!

  • 1 Thanks a lot, SCOTUS.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 2 No homemade fireworks people!!!!
    To send this card, go here!
  • 3 Well, when you put it that way...
    To send this card, go here!
  • 4 Sigh.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 5 Thanks, America.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 6 The irony.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 7 You will NEVER take a good picture of fireworks on your iPhone.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 8 We'll get right back where we left off on the 5th.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 9 A card for Ann Coulter?
    To send this, go here!
  • 10 U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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  • 11 The WORST.
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  • 12 Womp wompppp.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 13 God bless America, indeed.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 14 Veggie burgers are SO un-American.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 15 Budweiser only, please.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 16 Sorry, T.Jefferson.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 17 As if shooting off fireworks wasn't dangerous enough...
    To send this card, go here!
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