Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Allison Lantagne, a 16-year-old who spends too much time on Twitter. (At least now she has something to show for it.)
woke up: flawless
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) July 2, 2014
I would give up french fries for the rest of my life to talk to you for 10 minutes
— Kylie (@kylieeemarcotte) July 1, 2014
I'm gonna throw a Christmas party sometime this month
— i h8 murica (@notshelbs) July 1, 2014
Dating sites should just be lists of people who do and people who don't have Instagram accounts for their pets
— Celeste (@celesteyim) July 1, 2014
I'm fully convinced Tina Fey is my mom despite the striking resemblance I share with the woman who actually raised me
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) June 30, 2014
I went to ten graduation parties this weekend and I feel indestructible.
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) June 30, 2014
Dear acne: it isn't funny anymore
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) June 29, 2014
Remember that time I was twerking on my wall and I fell over and knocked over a bookshelf
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) June 28, 2014
I was also going to read Harry Potter again, but that too might hurt too much.
— Isabel Song (@IsabelSong) July 4, 2014
Look lady, it's not my fault if your selfie game is weak and I put myself in the photo to make it better #whycantwebefriends
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) July 3, 2014
Tonight I met someone who likes Ashton Irwin as much as I do and it was the first time I've ever bonded with a 17-year-old boy.
— Morgan Hegarty (@PotatoesHegarty) June 29, 2014
If that cute thing in the coke commercial with the boy and girl at the amusement park could happen to me that'd be splendid.
— Garrett deGraff (@Garrettdeg) July 2, 2014
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) July 4, 2014
stuck on an elevator. one more thing to check off my bucket list.
— Emma H (@EHfashblogger) June 21, 2014
If there's anything I'm horrible at, it's sending emails. I'm already quaking over here.
— Camryn Garrett (@dancingofpens) July 4, 2014
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this hard time pic.twitter.com/5PmZRJT1ND
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) July 2, 2014
Asserting my dominance over the other family members by having mine be the most recently watched show on the Netflix
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) July 4, 2014
People are crying because of the movie and I'm crying because I bit my tounge eating popcorn but u kno
— Allison (@wendla_b3rgmann) July 2, 2014