Best Teen Tweets Of The Week! (7/6/14)

we are all empanadas when u think abt it. We are all pockets of meat just making our way thru life

— claudia (@clodiuh) July 2, 2014

Mom you can't just call my friend "the devil incarnate" because he brought over Fudge Stripe cookies

— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) July 8, 2014

summer tip: Stay active! Never idle. never be alone with your own thoughts. Ever. bake a fun theme cake and ice it with your broken insides.

— female monster (@eklsii) July 10, 2014

y do ppl snapchat u and then u respond and then they never respond ? #relatable #teen #TellMeWhy #QuestionEverything

— rusty (@rileyemmy) July 5, 2014

Mozzarella sticks are a health food because they're a great source of calcium

— a stray cat (@lechatpinotnoir) July 10, 2014

so blessed to live in a country that grants me the freedom to move to australia when i grow up

— k8 (@nodraks) July 5, 2014

My biggest fear is ants working together to lift up my house and move it

— Lucas Slater (@slamasterL) June 29, 2014

My mind is saying "clean your room" but my heart is saying "watch barefoot contessa until your eyes bleed"

— Harrison Wallace (@harryywallace) July 8, 2014

ppl think ohio is all farmland…..but we are actually the land of money, success, fame, and glamour

— madeline (@made1in3) July 6, 2014

I missed the ice cream man because I cant find my wallet. Why do bad things happen to semi-decent people with occasionally strong hair game?

— Dylan Clausen (@DylanMClausen) July 9, 2014

It was me, I let the dogs out

— Emit (@bigtweetdude) July 6, 2014

What if I just married the internet

— Kami Baker (@thekamrinbaker) July 11, 2014

Photobombed someone taking a selfie using a selfie stick because no one should ever be that lonely.

— Zulfa (@rizqibusiness) July 7, 2014

Always playing New Order when I go through drive-thrus to let the workers know that I'm deep and thoughtful

— Eden, Fryer of Men (@erf_erferferf) July 7, 2014

I wish the Kim Kardashian game had credit cards so I could practice going into debt

— Nathan Blansett (@natedeuxieme) July 10, 2014

Getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.

— Christina (@ceadegraw) July 11, 2014

i regret eating an entire box of powdered donuts but i live for these moments

— walidiot (@uualid) July 11, 2014

“@TMZ: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez -- Officially Engaged in Rebound Dating Duel http://t.co/1jbduom3zo” All I read was "engaged"

— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) July 11, 2014

Dyeing my hair brown because blondes have more fun.

— emma mclaughlin (@pizzaree) July 7, 2014