COMEDY
07/11/2014 01:38 pm ET Updated Jul 11, 2014

If Google Were A Guy, He'd Be Judging You Hardcore

Your Google search history is often best kept secret between you and your computer.

Could you imagine if there were a living, breathing human being fielding your bizarre late-night searches and answering burning questions like, "Why do farts smell?" or "How many people are in 'Human Centipede 2'?"

The folks over at College Humor have imagined it and released their third installment of our worst nightmare: "If Google Was A Guy." In their latest episode, Google (played by a real man) takes a searcher into the depths of the Deep Web and answers one man's quest for the definition of "Surfbort."

Watch what happens in the video above.

In case you need a quick refresher on the first two parts of the series, here's Part 1:

And Part 2:

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