In this week's Twitter madness, it was revealed that one very hot man and one very hot lady have made a (most likely) very hot baby. That's right ladies, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are beginning to breed talented actors likely to devastate the world with their smoldering good looks. Ellen DeGeneres summed up just how perfect this baby is going to be in 140 characters: "Congrats to @RyanGosling and @EvaMendes! That's going to be the most beautiful, bilingual, part-superhero, well-dressed, romantic baby ever." All of us regular people are basically screwed when it comes to baby-making now.
Caprine Crane took the news pretty rough (along with the rest of us down here on Earth): "Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. That sound you just heard was women all over the world beginning to sob uncontrollably." *Sob*
The only question we have left is the one Kate Spencer tweeted: "How is Ryan Gosling going to balance work and being a dad? Can he have it all?" Our answer? Lean in.
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Current and new friends should know that when I say “Definitely! Let’s do that!” I just mean in our imaginations
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) July 5, 2014
Yes, I just illegally downloaded. But I also once went on the http://t.co/QnA81EQSAJ & drunkenly purchased towels for a random Texas couple.
— Sloane Crosley (@askanyone) July 7, 2014
I will never understand why my neighbors get so pissy about me hanging pictures at 4:30am.
— ~SHAN~ (@__Shannanigans) July 8, 2014
I don't need a hug and a drink
Just an untraceable bullet and a free pass
— Tequila Sunshine (@tequilasaltlife) July 7, 2014
Finally taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) July 9, 2014
It's because I failed another Cosmo quiz, isn't it?
— The H Factor (@onelongbender) July 8, 2014
When the first thing you think about when you wake up every morning, and the last thing you think about at night is that one special cheese.
— AstronAmy (@SpacePlankton) July 8, 2014
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) July 9, 2014
Actually though, the best things in life cost a LOT of money
— Anna Breslaw (@annabreslaw) July 7, 2014
I've seen little in this world that is more tender than a man over seventy enjoying a solitary ice cream cone
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) July 8, 2014
I think your crazy and my crazy will get along just fine.
— Becky (@_definitlymaybe) July 6, 2014
Yes, I have a reservation.
It's Pity, party of one.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) July 11, 2014
When I hear someone say "Let's talk" I always ask "About Sex?"
— Super Girl (@AphroditeAfter5) July 11, 2014
Standing up in front of people after sitting on a leather seat during summer is the realest moment of your life
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) July 10, 2014
How is Ryan Gosling going to balance work and being a dad? Can he have it all?
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) July 10, 2014
"jesus christ how many more selfies do i have to post til somebody loves me" --everyone
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 7, 2014
My eternity in hell is going to be spent stuck in a packed train while the girl in front of me hits me w/ her hair over and over and over an
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashfein) July 8, 2014
its like i'm doing ok and then i realize Hailey Mathers graduated high school this year and i can't hang on anymore.
— Jenn Schaal (@JennSchaal) July 10, 2014
Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendes and not Rachel McAdams. Life is pointless romance is dead there's no hope for any of us
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGrls) July 11, 2014
Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. That sound you just heard was women all over the world beginning to sob uncontrollably.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) July 9, 2014
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