07/31/2014 09:54 am ET

Colbert Laments The Violent Conflict Taking Place Between Orlando Bloom & Justin Bieber

Yet another conflict has shaken the international community to its very core: Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber.

On Wednesday, Stephen Colbert gave an exhaustive -- dare we say, Pulitzer-worthy -- look at the history of the conflict between the two long-time enemies, and joined with Pope Francis in expressing his hope that they could one day truly put "bros before hos."

"The Colbert Report" airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30 p.m. ET on Comedy Central.


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