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Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places

08/04/2014 12:39 pm ET | Updated Aug 08, 2014

You want to go where?! Well, all right. Here goes nothing.

  • 1 To start, you'll want to head down...
  • 2 Then, make a right on...
  • 3 Uh, well, then you'll take the exit for... Hmm...
  • 4 Wait, wait, I think you missed a turn somewhere on...
  • 5 Ah, okay. Now you'll head straight down... Uhhh...
  • 6 And then -- Is it hot in here? -- Take a right on...
  • 7 Do NOT stop on this one. I repeat, DO NOT STOP.
  • 8 Phew. Okay, so you're going to see a sign for... Umm...
  • 9 And you'll know you've arrived when... Oh, oh dear...
  • 10 That's it! Thank God. You're... Here?
  • Now, please don't ever ask us for directions again.

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