Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places

Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places

You want to go where?! Well, all right. Here goes nothing.

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To start, you'll want to head down...
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Then, make a right on...
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Uh, well, then you'll take the exit for... Hmm...
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Wait, wait, I think you missed a turn somewhere on...
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Ah, okay. Now you'll head straight down... Uhhh...
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And then -- Is it hot in here? -- Take a right on...
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Do NOT stop on this one. I repeat, DO NOT STOP.
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Phew. Okay, so you're going to see a sign for... Umm...
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And you'll know you've arrived when... Oh, oh dear...
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That's it! Thank God. You're... Here?
Now, please don't ever ask us for directions again.

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