Disney movies tend to cut before anything really intense happens. Villains fall to their deaths offscreen, and couples walk happily into the sunset -- but not to the bedroom. Which means, much to our dismay, we've never gotten the chance to see Disney's most dashing dudes in the buff.
Thanks to a Jezebel collaboration between writer Tracie Egan Morrissey and illustrator Tara Jacoby, we now know exactly what the princes would look like sans culottes.
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We'll admit it: After how they met, we're not super surprised that Flynn Rider and Rapunzel ended up being a little kinky. It looks like they're in the middle of filming a scene for Fifty Shades Of Blonde.
You know what they say: "No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston" -- but, uh, that's apparently the only thick thing about him.
The standout song from "Snow White" song is "Someday My Prince Will Come." That's all we're going to say about that.