09/03/2014 03:51 pm ET

Why Don't We Have Ryan Gosling D*ck Pics Yet? Because We Need More Women Hackers.

Sure, we need more women in politics, but we really need more female hackers STAT.

The recent hacking scandal released nude pics of nearly 100 celebrities onto the Internet, yet there was not one Ryan Gosling dick pic in the bunch. Is there any better indicator of the sexist double standards ingrained in our culture?

Fortunately, Katie Molinaro and Rosey Blair, aka The Cotillion Girls, are here to blow the lid off the real scandal at the heart of this story.


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