21 Excellent Reactions To The Royal Baby News

Having produced an heir, one can confirm that William and Catherine are expecting a spare. #RoyalBaby

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) September 8, 2014

I heard there was a new #RoyalBaby, but none of these articles mention Beyonce at all.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) September 8, 2014

Don't cry George. If royal siblings are anything like Frozen it means you get to break the law & it's their job to get the charges dropped.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) September 8, 2014

What if Kate's only pretending to be pregnant so her keepers bring her more cake? #RoyalPanda

— Anya (@anyagrace) September 8, 2014

Twitter friends, I've read some horrible rumours on here & want u 2 know I absolutely deny any involvement in Kate Middleton's pregnancy.

— Chris Moyles (@ChrisMoyles) September 8, 2014

How's Kate Middleton gonna get thru the next 9 months without her mid-afternoon glass of white wine and late afternoon glass of white wine??

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) September 8, 2014

In the spirit of this being new iPhone week, the palace has announced the Royal Baby 1s.

— Joanna Stern (@JoannaStern) September 8, 2014

Remember that one time when America literally fought a war to not have to care about royal babies?

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) September 8, 2014

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— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) September 8, 2014

What does it say about me that more than one person texted me this morning to tell me that Kate Middleton is pregnant?

— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 8, 2014

If Prince William and Kate Middleton have another son and name him Fred, their two children will be Fred & George. #RoyalBaby

— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 8, 2014

Congratulations to Prince William and Kate Middleton who have announced she's pregnant with their second Half-Blood Prince. #RoyalBaby

— The Boy Who Lived (@HalfBloodTweet) September 8, 2014

The Queen's offered to have the next royal baby named 'WILLIAM WALLACE ROBERT BRUCE BURNS' if the Scots agree to vote NO.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 8, 2014

Look, I know I put up a fuss about the first royal baby being "Prince George", but since we're here now, I hope the second is named Rupert.

— Andrew Kurjata ﾟﾓﾻ (@akurjata) September 8, 2014

So glad Royal Baby Overexcitement got picked up for a second season.

— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 8, 2014

I hope Kate Middleton refers to her lady parts as 'the heir-port'. Too much?

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) September 8, 2014

Well, that's put the Edinburgh panda in its place.

— John McDermott (@johnpmcdermott) September 8, 2014

Hey media. Stop prefacing Kate Middleton pregnancy w "a rare bit of good news." It's neither rare nor good. It's common and irrelevant.

— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) September 8, 2014