Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Lana Gorlinski. Lana’s a 16-year-old junior from southern California who’s currently juggling schoolwork and water polo practice with a strong desire for sleep and a crippling "Desperate Housewives" addiction.
Beyoncé's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) September 10, 2014
Who hurt you, lady who specifies at what temperature you want your Starbucks order??
— Celeste (@celesteyim) September 17, 2014
The fact that my birthday is the same day as national guacamole day is definitely not just a coincidence
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) September 17, 2014