It's Friday, and we have two amazing things to tell you: You can get a free doughnut at Krispy Kreme by talking like a pirate AND we figured out a way you can make your own damn Pumpkin Spice Latte for just $1. Amen.
Even though this Friday is one for the books, this whole week gave us a chance to celebrate. Did you rock out with your guac out like Jared Leto did for National Guacamole Day? Some people did, and tweeted the funniest avocado tweets we've seen in 140 characters.
But more importantly, most people just tweeted about their love for food and drink, which is all that matters to us. Bon appetweet!
You are what you eat. Hi, I'm pizza.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) September 17, 2014
The most offensive sentence in the English language: "sorry, but we charge extra for guacamole."
— James Alvarez (@ObscureGent) September 15, 2014
I've realized that the Fingerprint ID unlocking doesn't work when you have guacamole on your thumb. Will iPhone 6 offer a solution?
— Megan Batoon (@meganbatoon) September 12, 2014
Me: Why won’t you eat anything besides chicken nuggets?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 17, 2014
4-year-old: Because they’re the best food ever.
To be fair, she’s right.
CAN'T SELF CHECKOUT
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 16, 2014
WON'T SELF CHECKOUT
My life is basically one big 1st world problem of looking at Seamless for an hour, selecting my meal and realizing I don't meet the minimum
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) September 12, 2014
I guess sometimes I'm going to wake up still drunk with guacamole all over me. Oh, gentlemen! I AM SINGLE!
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) September 14, 2014
Guacamole over everything.
— Kookiie Vang (@Kookiievangg) September 17, 2014
I ordered pizza from a new place and it sucks. Now I'm full on crappy pizza. Today was my cheat day and this 911 operator doesn't even care.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 13, 2014
This is ramen weather.
— Preview Magazine (@preview_mag) September 14, 2014
Didn't stop to get a coffee this morning and now my life is full of regrets.
— Taylor Casti (@thecoppergirl) September 16, 2014
I thought I invented something but no. I'll get you one day, shark tank pic.twitter.com/nYXiRuPAmi
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 17, 2014
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