Conan Introduces Apple's U2 Removal Service Because Deleting That Free Album Isn't Enough

If you feel that Apple giving you a free U2 album is equivalent to them coming to your house and taking a crap on your doorstep, Conan has the solution for you.

With Apple's new eRase U2 service, you don't need to worry about being asked to leave your apartment because you're accidentally humming that free U2 stuff ever again. This service removes all your memories of the latest U2 album and erases all other memories you have of the band as well.

Plus, after completing the service, you get an access code to automatically download a free album from a very special and legendary Irish rock band.

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