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31 Pumpkin Carvings For Comedy Nerds

These Pumpkins Were Clearly Carved By Comedy Nerds

You're a Halloween fan, right? Of course, but maybe you're not all about the scary side of the holiday. Maybe you're about the comedy side of Halloween. You'd rather wet yourself from laughing than from fear.

So here's a little change of pace on the old pumpkin carving tradition. Instead of scary or gross pumpkin carvings, here are some pumpkins from the world of comedy that will hopefully make you laugh or at least crack a big jack-o'-lantern smile.

Stephen Colbert

Keep fear alive, Colbert Nation.

Ron Swanson pumpkin

Where's the bacon pumpkin?

Grumpy Cat

Tricks only, please.

Larry David

Overly Attached Pumpkin

This one's never gonna rot.

Zoidberg

Why not Zoidberg?

Calvin and Hobbes

I'm guessing this pumpkin will be used for some kind of mischief.

Dwight Shruti

Oh no! They killed Kenny!

You bastard.

"Mystery Science Theater 3000"

Croooooooooooooow!

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Bite his shiny, pumpkin ass.

Meatwad

"South Park" Terrence and Phillip style

[fart sound]

Ned Flanders as The Devil

You're damn-diddily-amned!

Bill Cosby

Pumpkin puddin' pops? Ehhhh...

Troll Pumpkin

Ah, I see what you did there.

Home Movies

Jay Leno

The chin really jumps out at you.

Kenan and Kel

Aw, here it goes!

Shaun Of The Dead

"Who died and made you f**king king of the pumpkins?"

Napolean Dynamite

Gaaaawwwwwwwwwwwddd!

Suspicious Fry

Not sure if Fry-shape pumpkin... or pumpkin-shaped Fry.

Sheldon Cooper from "Big Bang Theory"

Bazinga.

Pee Wee Herman

Take My Money Fry

Better do what the pumpkin says.

Homer Pumpkin

Can't talk now, the pumpkin's starting.

Bojack Horseman

Conan O'Lantern

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