Ewwwww!
Look at these loser animals grossing everyone out with their creepy PDA. Such dorks!
Apparently there’s more bad face-sucking in the animals kingdom than at a junior prom for the blind. Seriously, who taught these guys to kiss? A Hoover vacuum?
It’s true that love is hard to come by and should be celebrated in all its many forms. But there is a limit to what is decent and that limit is these animals and their atrocious, sloppy lip-locking . Gag us with a spoon!