We recently got a press pitch from Qdoba informing us that guacamole was no longer going to cost extra at the fast food Mexican chain. (Pretty great, we know.) While we normally ignore e-mails like this one, this particular pitch got the wheels in our heads turning. Free guacamole. That's FREE guacamole, people. It was a difficult -- albeit glorious -- concept for us to wrap our heads around. But once we did, it was hard to stop thinking about it.
If every restaurant offered a side of guacamole for free, the world would be an amazing, avocado-filled place. Can you see it? No? Don't worry, we painted -- or rather, Photoshopped -- the picture(s) for you.
Prepare yourself for the wonderful world of free guacamole.
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This is what tacos would look like.
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They'd be epic, each and every one of them.
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Nachos would become the best food on the planet.
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A scoop of guacamole on every single chip.
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That order of guacamole?
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Oh, you could get that with a scoop of guacamole on top. Or, ten scoops on top. Mountains upon mountains of guacamole.
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Ketchup would become superfluous.
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Because, guacamole.
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Pizza would become EVEN MORE AWESOME.
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It's what pizza has been missing all this time.
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On top of spaghetti...
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All covered in guac.
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Yes, we know whipped cream is good on milkshakes.
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But guacamole is SO MUCH BETTER.
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Actually, you could skip the food all together.
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Just take a scoop right into the palm of your hand.
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Or better yet...
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DIRECTLY IN YOUR MOUTH.
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