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8 Gifts For The Ex Who's Still On Your Sh*t List

8 Gifts For The Ex Who's Still On Your Sh*t List
Brittany Wong

Think you're completely done with all your holiday purchases?

Not so fast there, partner. There's one person you probably forgot to pick something up for: your awful, awful ex.

Below, eight gifts that are perfect for the ex you still can't stand.

1
The Classic Lump Of Coal
Amazon
A classic gift for a classic jerk.

Get the classic lump of coal.
2
Lump Of Coal Gum
Amazon
One Amazon.com reviewer said this of the product: "The gum itself doesn't taste all that good. Maybe that was the point." In other words, it's perfect for your ex.

Get the lump of coal gum.
3
Actual Coal
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Like, actual clean-burning, efficient coal. Your ex only deserves the best.

Get actual coal.
4
Lump of Coal Stress Ball
Amazon
Because it has to stressful being such an asshole all the time.

Get the lump of coal stress ball.
5
Lump Of Coal Soap
Etsy
Because your ex is dirty -- and not in a good way.

Get the lump o' coal soap.
6
Lump Of Coal Gift Card
Amazon
The lowest amount you can load onto the card is 50 cents. It's questionable if your ex is deserving of that but what can you do?

Get a lump of coal gift card.
7
Lump Of Coal Puzzle
Etsy
Because it still puzzles you why you ever got together with your ex in the first place.

Get the lump of coal puzzle.
8
Lump Of Coal Necklace
Etsy
What? Was your ex expecting Tiffanys?

Get the lump of coal necklace.
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