The New 'Butter Crayon' Isn't Actually New At All... But Toast Still Needs It Desperately

It's the best thing for sliced bread.

It's the best thing for sliced bread.

The Butter Crayon makes it astoundingly simple to slather butter onto foods of all kinds, lovingly encasing each stick in a silicone embrace, with a handy peephole at the end for dispensing dairy. The invention hit Kickstarter this month -- and after breaking out the toast in an excited flurry, we realized this concept isn't quite anything new.

Turns out butter dispensers have been on the market for a while... like, a long while.

Nevertheless, we can't help but praise the existence of these doohickeys. As a new addition to our kitchen, they'd allow us to slide warm, melty goodness easily onto pancakes, meat and corn. They'd be most beneficial for toast, offering a smooth glide without the obnoxious crumbling or clumping caused by cold butter chunks. We imagine the Butter Crayon would make buttering pans much easier, too.

Butter Crayon founder Don Chouinard says his invention is different from already-existing ones for two reasons: it allows butter to retract back into the casing (as opposed to only popping out), and the Butter Crayon can withstand temperatures up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit, so gourmet grilled cheese lovers can butter hot pans without melting the device.

In other words, it's a butter dispenser for the generation that buys $49 butter.

Chouinard hopes to have the Butter Crayon fully funded on Kickstarter by mid-January -- in the meantime, you can find similar products online. Whether it's newfangled or not, we do know that this baby is going on our must-have list for 2015.

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Before You Go

1
Rice Krispies Treats
There are only 3 tablespoons of butter total in Kellogg's Original Rice Krispies Treats, so you can feel really good about having a few of these guys.

That's 1/4 of a tablespoon per treat.
2
Chocolate Chip Cookies
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In the classic recipe for Original Nestle's Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookies, there are 16 tablespoons of butter total.

That's about 1/2 a tablespoon in two cookies. Doesn't sound that much when you put it that way, right? We're going to go have another cookie.
3
Gooey Butter Cake
Gooey Butter Cake contains 16 tablespoons of butter total. You're supposed to eat this for breakfast, so have at it.

That's .8 tablespoons per slice. Maybe not as much as you'd expect from a cake with "butter" in the name.
4
Cinnamon Rolls
While there's a ton of variation in popular cinnamon roll recipes, we've found a lot of recipes, like this one from Betty Crocker, containing 4 to 5 tablespoons of butter for the dough and 4 to 8 tablespoons for the filling. If your cinnamon rolls have glaze, you might be adding another 1 to 4 tablespoons of butter.

Depending on the roll, you might get around 1/2 to 1 tablespoon per roll.
5
Pound Cake
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While pound cake is supposed to have a pound of butter, this classic recipe from Martha Stewart doesn't contain quite that much (but almost!). There are 24 tablespoons of butter total in the recipe.

That's 1 1/2 tablespoons of butter per serving of pound cake.
6
Apple Crumb Pie
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Martha Stewart's Apple Crumb Pie contains 14 tablespoons of butter total.

Per slice, that's 1.75 tablespoons of butter.
7
Funfetti Cupcakes
These birthday party staples have a not-so-fun-sounding 24 ounces of butter total.

That's 2 tablespoons per cupcake.
8
Brownies
There are 8 tablespoons of butter total in common brownie recipes, like this one from All Recipes or this one from Alton Brown on Food Network. (We may or may not be partial to brownie recipes using slightly more butter, but it's a brownie, we're pretty much guaranteed to love it, no matter the recipe.)

That's 2 tablespoons per brownie.
9
Chocolate Cake
Surprise! There's no butter in the cake part of most chocolate cakes. Most recipes use oil. If you're topping your cake with buttercream frosting, however, you'd better believe your frosting will make up for the dearth of butter in the cake. There are 32 tablespoons of butter total in this buttercream frosted chocolate cake from I Am Baker.

At 12 slices per cake, that's 2.67 tablespoons per serving.

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