Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The new year has finally arrived and the ladies of Twitter are definitely ready to celebrate. Twitter user Van was possibly the most excited, tweeting, "Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming." Barbara The Ninja celebrated a bit differently: "I'll put a bra on, so ya, I guess you could say I'm 'dressing up.'" We shall meet you on the couch, lady.

Caroline Moss came to the same conclusion the rest of us did when she tweeted, "What did you accomplish in 2014? personally I spent the entire year staring at my phone." Who needs nature when you have technology, right?

Happy New Year's everyone!

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Whenever he says "no" to me I always remind him that Noah wrote Allie 365 letters for 365 days

— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) December 28, 2014

2015: be more of a khloe and less of a kourtney

— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) December 31, 2014

Here's a guide to travel around New York City on New Year's Eve from least to most expensive:
Subway
Cab
Buy a car
Uber

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 30, 2014

If New Year's Eve was like 'The Purge' I would maybe think about going out.

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) December 31, 2014

Somebody in Europe used my debit card to spend thousands of dollars on video games and e-cigs. @Chase, can you find out if he is single

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) December 30, 2014

My only New Years resolution this year is have sex.

With someone else.

— Ginger (@GingerJ17) December 27, 2014

Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.

— van (@vanluvz1) December 31, 2014

I know you're a guest and all, but if you squeeze my toothpaste tube in the middle one more time, I'm gonna lose my shit.

— Breathing is Good (@dancefeverbarbi) December 30, 2014

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