Obviously, This Is How You Survive The Apocalypse

02/04/2015 02:41 pm ET | Updated Feb 04, 2015

Would it kill you to listen to Mr. Forthright for once?

Well, it might. But listen up anyway.

The Internet's droll dispenser of questionable advice is dropping apocalypse survival tips this time. Among his recommendations: Ask yourself "WWLND?" -- "What would Liam Neeson do?" (Very important.)

Just one question about a few of your ideas, Mr. Forthright: If we live in the wall like cockroaches, do we really need a realistic monkey suit in case of a "Planet of the Apes" scenario?

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