Does anyone actually like Valentine's Day?
Whether you're married to "The One" or find yourself as single as can be, Valentine's Day is consistently a huge letdown. Couples set high, impossible-to-achieve expectations, while single people are forced to celebrate something called "Singles Awareness Day."
You, dear reader, have two options. You could spend the day grumbling about Hallmark and crowded, overpriced restaurants and your mom calling you for the fourth f--king year in a row asking why you're still single (deep breaths), or you can accept the ridiculousness of the holiday, check out our favorite Valentine's Day jokes and eat that pint of Ben & Jerry's with pride.
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