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Jimmy Kimmel Collects The Infallible Wisdom Of Pat Robertson

Finally, All The Infallible Wisdom Of Pat Robertson In One Video

A compilation of this of magnitude may never come along again.

Pat Robertson is one of a kind, you can't deny that. And over the years, he's dispensed a great deal of his own brand of wisdom while host of Christian-focused television show "The 700 Club." Lucky for us, Jimmy Kimmel has collected this wisdom into one easy-to-watch video.

Included are some of your old favorites, like, "I've got an uncontrollable urge to watch pornography," and "Why not blow up something, it's kind of a hoot," and of course that time-honored classic, "Pork chops are a big deal."

This is a collection of wisdom you won't soon forget. But you probably kind of should.

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