If anything, these tweets will make you feel way better about your relationship status.
One time I told a girl she was beautiful, and after she responded with thank you, I said, "ya I've been watching you a lot." #WhyImSingle
— Ring By Spring (@ringbyspringlu) February 11, 2015
#WhyImSingle when I was dating my ex I brought him over to meet my parents and my dad pretended to rob us to see if he would protect me
— Blue hair dont care (@derpin_irwin) February 11, 2015
Last time I walked into a supermarket I opened the automatic sliding doors Jedi-like while the Imperial March was playing. #WHYIMSINGLE
— ann-chris (@Annchris91) February 11, 2015
[Ed. Note: If you're single because you open doors like a Jedi, you're doing the right thing.]
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