Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" don't have a lot of love for Valentine's Day.
In his weekly segment, the "Tonight Show" host called out classic traditions like candy hearts and sending flowers for what they really are: giving your loved ones edible chalk and making other people feel bad.
Besides putting Valentine's on blast, Fallon and Steve Higgins went on to completely lose it over "The Bachelor." Fallon's "Bachelor" impressions alone make this segment pretty much amazing. Can somebody give this guy a rose or something?
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.