Yes, that's a butt. Please get over it. The owner of that pasty posterior has a story to tell.
The story, as reported by the Austrian Time,s holds that Ivan Ozerov, "a boozed up Russian man" smelled soup and went searching for it in a ventilation shaft, then got stuck behind a wall.
Although a fire crew rescued him unharmed, Ozerov's freedom cost him his pants and his dignity.
The rescue team deemed the 14-inch-wide shaft "not suitable for an adult," so they wacked the wall with sledgehammers until they were able to extract the man feet-first.
The incident reportedly happened in the Russian city of Barnaul in western Siberia, although there's an outside chance it may have really occurred in neighboring Bulshytistan.
(h/t Gawker via Arboath)