"That bird just talked! That's crazy! He just did it again!" -- Brian Fellow.
Some of you may ask, "Who is this Brian Fellow? Why is he so perplexed by this bird?" To which we can only say:
Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth-grade education and an abiding love for all god's creatures.