Every job looks different in the movies than it does in real life, but there's one profession Hollywood gets wrong more than any other: "criminal."
Fictional bad guys tend to be some combination of sophisticated and ruthless, requiring a whole room full of Law and Order cast members to meticulously build a case to take them down.
In real life, it's, uh, not quite that complicated.
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