Just because it says "Chick Sexer" on your business card, it doesn't mean you're a sex worker specializing in foul bestiality.
NBC News is pointing out that Britain needs more people who can identify the gender of newborn chickens.
The U.K. only has 100 to 150 trained professionals working in this field and that has crippled the poultry industry.
If you can identify a baby bird's sex organs, you can earn $60,000 a year.
What makes the job extra disgusting is a process known as "vent sexing," which requires you to squeeze turds out of a chick's anus.
This allows you to check for a small bump -- a telltale sign to indicate whether you're holding a male or a female, according to Inquisitr.
If you haven't thrown up by now, a fabulous new career awaits you.
Of course, our chicken-choking friends at WTFark take this job opportunity and turn it into an excuse to make every obvious and not-so-obvious joke, even ones we haven't made already. Enjoy.
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