This Is A Funnel Cake Bacon Cheeseburger. The End.

03/09/2015 05:40 pm ET | Updated Mar 09, 2015

Now this is a heavy hitter.

The minor league's Wisconsin Timber Rattlers have unveiled a funnel cake bacon cheeseburger for their ballpark menu this season.

Its name? The Big Mother Funnel Burger.

"We were looking for something unique that would possibly turn some heads," executive chef Tim Hansen told The Huffington Post about the monster concoction.

This bad boy, available at the stadium in Appleton, Wisconsin, will cost you $20 and about 3,500 calories, Hansen said.

It's got big league stuff: 2 funnel cakes dusted with powdered sugar, a 1-pound burger, eight slices of bacon, a half-pound of cheese, and it's topped with lettuce. (You get your veggies!)

Talk about your Murderer's Row of baseball eats.

Interested in trying the creation? The team's first home game is April 12.

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