What would Samantha Jones have to say about this?
Former "Sex and the City" star Kim Cattrall recently told The Independent that she's not planning on seeing "Fifty Shades of Grey" -- but it has nothing to do with the film's lukewarm reviews. Nope, Cattrall is skipping out on the BDSM thriller simply because she doesn't find the onscreen Christian Grey attractive:
Maybe it's my age, but he doesn't look like a man to me. He looks like a young boy. I like men to look like men. I saw the preview and you know they say in three seconds you can tell if you find someone attractive or not? Well, I just thought, 'no'.
In case you needed a reminder, here's what Jamie Dornan looks like:
As for who the 58-year-old would rather see in "Fifty Shades"? Brendan Gleeson.
"Now, if he were Brendan Gleeson -- well, there's a little something going on there, you know, the twinkle in the eye," Cattrall said.
And here's Brendan Gleeson:
Perhaps the casting directors will take note before they start filming the sequel.
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