Imagine your angry drunk even angrier and your happy drunk even happier on St. Patrick's Day.
The Second City Network's "4 Types of Drunks Out On St. Patrick's Day" gives you the boozy lowdown on who might be sitting next to you at the bar.
Let's hope you don't come to the sobering realization that one of those types is you.
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