03/18/2015 04:00 pm ET

Tips For Being Gluten Intolerant Around Your Friends

Celiac disease affects about 1 percent of Americans whose bodies can face irreparable damage from gluten. That said, this humorous video pokes fun at those who go gluten-free out of choice, not medical necessity.

The "how-to" clip is full of pointers on adopting the gluten-intolerant lifestyle. As comedian JP Sears cautions at the beginning, however, only watch "If you're ready to have a ravenous appetite for impossible standards and dogmatic feelings of victimization."


  • Nothing like a gluten-free haircut...
  • ... or beard trim.
  • Thank GOODNESS this exists.
  • Alright, someone's lying here.
  • Yum... ice.
  • You're sure there aren't any breadcrumbs hiding in those chair cushions?
  • Mmm... Healthy!
  • AND it's organic?!
  • They found love in a very specific place.
  • For all those gluten-free cars out there.
  • Seems legit.
  • Finally, someone's thinking about the termites for once.
  • If you're looking for a gluten-free grill, you've come to the right place.
  • To each their own, but just remember...