That new Macbook is pretty sweet, huh?
No, not that one. The new, new Macbook -- you know, the one with the radically different charger port for no apparent reason.
Oh, wait. There is a reason: "Because f**k you, that's why!" So say the comedians at College Humor, who put together this satirical video explaining Apple's eagerness to poke you in the eye.
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