Alalalalalalalalalala, not listening!
You know your parents care about you. They see you and they beam with pride and their hearts swell. And then those hearts balloon all around you, eventually overtaking and suffocating you. But don't worry, because they'll have plenty of things to say in the meantime, mostly things you have no interest in listening to.
Here are things your parents say that cause you to run off into your childhood bedroom and slam the door behind you (no matter how old you are).
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