04/14/2015 05:02 pm ET | Updated Apr 15, 2015

19 Awesome Drunk Purchases You'd Never Regret In The Morning

How does that saying go, again? Beer before liquor, never been sicker, beer before Amazon, you just purchased 11 pounds of cheese?

Thanks to the click-happy fingers of some boozy Redditors, we've rounded up yet another batch of hilariously awesome purchases made online ... while drunk.

Don't get it wrong, S.U.I. (or, shopping under the influence) is a dangerous game to play, but every once in a while, a few too many drinks has lead to some mind-blowing Amazon, eBay and even Dominos orders that are too good to regret in the morning. Check out some of our recent faves and see more here.

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  • 1 Sleeping with your contacts in can be painful.
    Good thing he remembered to take them out!
  • 2 Now that's how you order a cheeseburger.
    He definitely had it "his" way.
  • 3 Talking to your kids can be hard, but this dad's got it.
    Someday they'll share a Twinkie and laugh about this.
  • 4 Clearly, no one could beat this guy at darts.
    He was just. Too. Good.
  • 5 This guy's soda will be fizzy for a long time.
    Why yes, that is foil AND an ethernet cable.
  • 6 Cats are fed!
    At least, we hope this is for more than one cat.
  • 7 Anti-theft device: Engaged.
    The orange cones let you know it's working.
  • 8 Guess who made their lunch for work tomorrow?
    This guy!
  • 9 ... And gassed up the car?
    We're not so clear what happened after that, however.
  • 10 Thus guy had a vision for more comfortable bathroom experience...
    ... And turned that vision into reality.
  • 11 Think drunk people don't know how to tip?
  • 12 It's important to get some food in your stomach before bed.
    Or, you know, near your stomach in bed.
  • 13 Good thing he put the keg somewhere he'll remember.
    They charge you a late fee if you don't return it on time, you know.
  • 14 Looks like someone got into the Halloween spirit early!
    This is probably the best possible outcome when you combine alcohol and knives.
  • 15 One couch, two people. How will they ever fit?