04/15/2015 11:30 am ET | Updated Apr 15, 2015

12 Honest Wine Labels That Say Why You're Really Drinking

Navigating a wine store can be tricky if you don't know anything about grapes or vineyards. Unfortunately, you can't just go in and ask for the "Pairs well with pizza and Netflix" section. Yet.

Instead of focusing on how dry, fruity or robust a wine is, let's imagine that we could pick our poison based on why we're actually drinking it. Because let's face it, after the second glass, it's all grape juice anyway.

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